Seuss.js*

a lightweight (for now) js plugin that will transform a website into something of dr. seuss' dreams**

it's probably important that we incorporate some kind of seuss-eqs rhyming gag into this example page

it's probably important that we incorporate some kind of seuss-esque rhyming gag into this example page

well, the plugin will eventually do that. for now, it will not and somehow the world will be a sadder place.

check it out so far on github

* legend has it, this exact js plugin was the good doctor's dying wish ** but your nightmares*** *** unless you're a client, then it will look totally rad +

runseuss

unseuss

+ + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/saxophone.mp3 b/saxophone.mp3 new file mode 100644 index 0000000..454b093 Binary files /dev/null and b/saxophone.mp3 differ diff --git a/seuss.css b/seuss.css new file mode 100644 index 0000000..28d9b79 --- /dev/null +++ b/seuss.css @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ + body { font-family:Arial,Helvetica; text-align: center; } + h1 { font-size:50px; } + .btn { display: inline-block; padding: 10px; background-color: #ccc; text-align: center; cursor:pointer; margin-top: 20px; } + .btn:hover { background-color:rgb(10, 179, 175); color:#fff; } + .off { cursor:default; opacity:0.5; } + .off:hover { background-color: #ccc; color:#000; } + span { display: block; font-size:10px; } + +.hover +{ + opacity: .5; +} \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/seuss.js b/seuss.js index 7ce6e52..dd01ad7 100644 --- a/seuss.js +++ b/seuss.js @@ -14,6 +14,7 @@ //color: true, //auto: false, selectors : ['p','h1','h2','h3','h4','a','div','span'], + shadow : 'text-shadow', unSeuss: '.unSeuss' }; @@ -34,16 +35,25 @@ var masterHTML = this.element.innerHTML, element = this.element, selectors = this.options.selectors, + shadow = this.shadow, + darthFader = this.hover, css; selectorsLength = selectors.length; function findStyles(cssBuild){ var color = '#'+(0x1000000+(Math.random())*0xffffff).toString(16).substr(1,6); + shadow = '-1px -1px hsl(0,100%,50%), 1px 1px hsl(5.4, 100%, 50%), 3px 2px hsl(10.8, 100%, 50%), 5px 3px hsl(16.2, 100%, 50%), 7px 4px hsl(21.6, 100%, 50%), 9px 5px hsl(27, 100%, 50%), 11px 6px hsl(32.4, 100%, 50%), 13px 7px hsl(37.8, 100%, 50%), 14px 8px hsl(43.2, 100%, 50%), 16px 9px hsl(48.6, 100%, 50%), 18px 10px hsl(54, 100%, 50%), 20px 11px hsl(59.4, 100%, 50%), 22px 12px hsl(64.8, 100%, 50%), 23px 13px hsl(70.2, 100%, 50%), 25px 14px hsl(75.6, 100%, 50%), 27px 15px hsl(81, 100%, 50%), 28px 16px hsl(86.4, 100%, 50%), 30px 17px hsl(91.8, 100%, 50%), 32px 18px hsl(97.2, 100%, 50%), 33px 19px hsl(102.6, 100%, 50%), 35px 20px hsl(108, 100%, 50%), 36px 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398px hsl(2149.2, 100%, 50%), -1px 399px hsl(2154.6, 100%, 50%)'; css = { 'color' : color, - 'font-family' : 'Comic Sans MS, Arial' - } + 'font-family' : 'Comic Sans MS, Arial', + 'text-shadow' : shadow, + // 'opacity' : '0.5' + } + $('h1').animate({'opacity': '0.5'}); + $('h2, h3, h4, a').hover(function() { + $(this).toggle('hover'); +}); return cssBuild; } @@ -58,7 +68,6 @@ }; - // prevents against multiple instantiations...which is silly if we want to re-SEUSS!!! $.fn[pluginName] = function ( options ) { return this.each(function () {