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John Hunt
Advanced Guide
to Python 3
Programming
Second Edition
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Preface to the Second Edition
This second edition represents a significant expansion of the material in the first
edition, as well as an update of that book from Python 3.7 to 3.12.
This book includes whole new sections on advanced language features, Reactive
Programming in Python and data analysts. New chapters on working with Tkinter,
on event handling with Tkinter and a simple drawing application using Tkinter have
been added. A new chapter on performance monitoring and profiling has also been
added. A chapter on pip and conda is included at the end of the book.
In all there are 18 completely new chapters that take you far further on your Python
journey. Enjoy the book and I hope you find it useful.
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Preface to the First Edition
You can of course just read this book; however following the examples in this book
will ensure that you get as much as possible out of the content. For this you will need
a computer.
Python is a cross-platform programming language, and as such you can use Python
on a Windows PC, a Linux box, an Apple Mac, etc. So you are not tied to a particular
type of operating system; you can use whatever you have available.
However you will need to install some software on that computer. At a minimum
you will need Python. The focus of this book is Python 3 so that is the version that
is assumed for all examples and exercises. As Python is available for a wide range
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of platforms from Windows, to Mac OS and Linux, you will need to ensure that you
download the version for your operating system.
Python can be downloaded from the main Python website which can be found at
http://www.python.org/.
You will also need some form of editor to write your programs. There are numerous
generic programming editors available for different operating systems with VIM on
Linux, Notepad++ on Windows and Sublime Text on windows and Macs being
popular choices.
However, using an Integrated Development Environment (IDE) editor such as
PyCharm, Visual Studio Code or Spyder can make writing and running your programs
much easier.
However, this book does not assume any particular editor, IDE or environment
(other than Python 3 itself).
Conventions
Throughout this book you will find a number of conventions used for text styles.
These text styles distinguish between different kinds of information. Code words,
variable and Python values, used within the main body of the text, are shown using
a Courier font. A block of Python code is set out as shown here:
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Note that keywords and points of interest are shown in bold font.
Any command line or user input is shown in standard font as shown below, for
example:
Hello, world
Enter your name: John
Hello John
The examples used in this book (along with sample solutions for the exercises at the
end of most chapters) are available in a GitHub repository. GitHub provides a web
interface to Git, as well as a server environment hosting Git.
Git is a version control system typically used to manage source code files (such
as those used to create systems in programming languages such as Python but also
Java, C#, C++ and Scala). Systems such as Git are very useful for collaborative
development as they allow multiple people to work on an implementation and to
merge their work together. They also provide a useful historical view of the code
(which also allows developers to roll back changes if modifications prove to be
unsuitable).
The GitHub repository for this book can be found at:
• https://github.com/johnehunt/advancedpython3_2nd
If you already have Git installed on your computer, then you can clone (obtain a
copy of) the repository locally using:
git clone https://github.com/johnehunt/advancedpyth
on3_2nd.git
If you do not have Git, then you can obtain a zip file of the examples using
https://github.com/johnehunt/advancedpython3_2nd/arc
hive/refs/heads/main.zip
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You can of course install Git yourself if you wish. To do this, see https://git-scm.
com/downloads. Versions of the Git client for Mac OS, Windows and Linux/Unix
are available here.
However, many IDEs such as PyCharm come with Git support and so offer another
approach to obtaining a Git repository.
For more information on Git see http://git-scm.com/doc. This Git guide
provides a very good primer and is highly recommended.
Acknowledgement I would like to thank Phoebe Hunt for creating the pixel images used for the
Starship Meteors game in Chap. 22.
Contents
1 Introduction . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1
1.1 Introduction . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1
1.2 Useful Python Resources . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3
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Part IV Testing
23 Introduction to Testing . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 247
23.1 Introduction . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 247
23.2 Types of Testing . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 247
23.3 What Should Be Tested? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 248
23.4 Types of Testing . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 249
23.4.1 Unit Testing . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 250
23.4.2 Integration Testing . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 251
23.4.3 System Testing . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 251
23.4.4 Installation/Upgrade Testing . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 252
23.4.5 Smoke Tests . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 252
23.5 Automating Testing . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 252
23.6 Test-Driven Development . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 253
23.6.1 The TDD Cycle . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 253
23.6.2 Test Complexity . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 254
23.6.3 Refactoring . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 255
23.7 Design for Testability . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 255
23.7.1 Testability Rules of Thumb . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 255
23.8 Online Resources . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 255
23.9 Book Resources . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 256
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1.1 Introduction
I have heard many people over the years say that Python is an easy language to learn
and that Python is also a simple language.
To some extent both of these statements are true; but only to some extent.
While the core of the Python language is easy to lean and relatively simple (in
part thanks to its consistency), the sheer richness of the language constructs and
flexibility available can be overwhelming. In addition the Python environment, its
eco system, the range of libraries available, the often competing options available,
etc., can make moving to the next-level daunting.
Once you have learned the core elements of the language such as how classes
and inheritance work, how functions work, what are protocols and Abstract Base
Classes, etc. where do you go next?
The aim of this book is to delve into those next steps. The book is organised into
eleven different topics:
1. Advanced Language Features. The first section in the book covers topics
that are often missed out from introductory Python books such as slots, weak
references __init__() versus __new__() and metaclasses.
2. Computer Graphics. The book covers Computer Graphics and Computer
Generated Art in Python as well as graphical user interfaces and graphing/
charting via Matplotlib.
3. Games Programming. This topic is covered using the pygame library.
4. Testing and Mocking. Testing is an important aspect of any software develop-
ment; this book introduces testing in general and the PyTest module in detail.
It also considers mocking within testing including what and when to mock.
5. File Input/Output. The book covers text file reading and writing as well as
reading and writing CSV and Excel files. Although not strictly related to file
input, regulator expressions are included in this section as they can be used to
process textual data held in files.
6. Database Access. The book introduces databases and relational database in
particular. It then presents the Python DB-API database access standard and
one implementation of this standard, the PyMySQL module used to access a
MySQL database.
7. Logging. An often missed topic is that of logging. The book therefore introduces
logging the need for logging, what to log and what not to log as well as the Python
logging module.
8. Concurrency and Parallelism. The book provides extensive coverage of
concurrency topics including threads, processes and inter-thread or process
synchronisation. It also presents futures and AsyncIO.
9. Reactive Programming. This section of the book introduces Reactive Program-
ming using the PyRx Reactive Programming library.
10. Network Programming. The book introduces socket and web service commu-
nications in Python. It looks at both the Flask and the Django web service
libraries.
11. Data Analytics. A very hot topic for any potential Python programmer is data
analytics (and the related use of machine learning). The book concludes by
introducing these topics and there Pandas and scikit-learn (or SK-learn as it is
sometimes known) libraries.
Each section is introduced by a chapter providing the background and key concepts
of that topic. Subsequent chapters then cover various aspects of the topic.
For example, the second topic covered is on Computer Graphics. This section
has an introductory chapter on Computer Graphics in general. It then introduces the
Turtle Graphics Python library which can be used to generate a graphical display.
The following chapter considers the subject of Computer Generated Art and
uses the Turtle Graphics library to illustrate these ideas. Thus several examples
are presented that might be considered art. The chapter concludes by presenting the
well-known Koch Snowflake and the Mandelbrot Fractal set.
This is followed by a chapter presenting the Matplotlib library used for generating
2D and 3D charts and graphs (such as a line chart, bar chart or scatter graph).
The section concludes with a chapter on graphical user interfaces (or GUIs) using
the wxpython library. This chapter explores what we mean by a GUI and some of
the alternatives available in Python for creating a GUI.
Other topics follow a similar pattern.
Each programming or library-oriented chapter also includes numerous sample
programs that can be downloaded from the GitHub repository and executed. These
chapters also include one or more end of chapter exercises (with sample solutions
also in the GitHub repository).
1.2 Useful Python Resources 3
The topics within the book can be read mostly independently of each other. This
allows the reader to dip into subject areas as and when required. For example, the
File Input/Output section and the Database Access section can read independently
of each other (although in this case assessing both technologies may be useful in
selecting an appropriate approach to adopt for the long-term persistent storage of
data in a particular system).
Within each section there are usually dependencies; for example, it is neces-
sary to understand pygame library from the ‘Building Games with pygame’ intro-
ductory chapter, before exploring the worked case study presented by the chapter
on the StarshipMeteors game. Similarly it is necessary to have read the threading
and multiprocessing chapters before reading the inter-thread/process synchronisation
chapter.
There are a wide range of resources on the web for Python; we will highlight a few
here that you should bookmark. We will not keep referring to these to avoid repetition
but you can refer back to this section whenever you need to:
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Python_Software_Foundation Python Software
Foundation.
• https://docs.python.org/3/ The main Python 3 documentation site. It contains
tutorials, library references, set up and installation guides as well as Python
how-tos.
• https://docs.python.org/3/library/index.html A list of all the built-in features for
the Python language—this is where you can find online documentation for the
various class and functions that we will be using throughout this book.
• https://pymotw.com/3/ the Python 3 Module of the week site. This site contains
many, many Python modules with short examples and explanations of what the
modules do. A Python module is a library of features that build on and expand
the core Python language. For example, if you are interested in building games
using Python then pygame is a module specifically designed to make this easier.
• https://www.fullstackpython.com/email.html is a monthly newsletter that
focusses on a single Python topic each month, such as a new library or module.
• http://www.pythonweekly.com/ is a free weekly summary of the latest Python
articles, projects, videos and upcoming events.
Each section of the book will provide additional online references relevant to the
topic being discussed.
Part I
Advanced Language Features
Chapter 2
Python Type Hints
2.1 Introduction
Of course, as the above shows, a variable in Python can hold different types of
things at different types, hence the term dynamically typed.
As Python knows what types variables hold it can check at runtime that your
programs are valid/correct given the types involved for example in a particular oper-
ation. Thus, it is valid to add two integers together and indeed two strings together
(as this is string concatenation) but attempting to add an integer to a string will result
in a TypeError:
print(1 + 1)
print(1.2 + 3.4)
print("Hello" + "world")
print("Hello" + 1)
The challenge for Python developers comes when they need to understand what types
are required by, or work with, some API. As a very simple example, consider the
following function:
def add(x, y):
return x + y
print(add(1, 3.4))
print(add(5.5, 1))
print(add("Hi", "There"))
All of the above are valid parameters, and the output produced from the above
code is:
3
4.6
4.4
6.5
HiThere
Even custom types can be used if they implement the special __add__(self,
other) operator method, for example:
class Quantity:
def __init__(self, amount):
self.amount = amount
def __str__(self):
return f"Quantity({self.amount})"
q1 = Quantity(5)
q2 = Quantity(4)
print(add(q1, q2))
The __add__() method allows the custom type (class) being defined to be used
with the add operator (‘+’). Thus this program generates the following output:
Quantity(9)
However, what was the intent of the designer of this add() function? What did
they expect you to add together? The only option in traditional Python code is for
the developer to provide some form of documentation, for example in the form of a
docstring:
def add(x, y):
"""adds two integers together and
returns the resulting integer."""
return x + y
Languages such as Java, C# and C are statically typed languages. That is when a
variable, object attribute, parameter or return type is defined then the type of that
element is specified statically a compile time.
10 2 Python Type Hints
This makes it clear to a Java programmer and to the Java compiler that the add()
method will only handle integers and will return as a result an integer type. Thus,
there is no possibility that a developer might try to add a number to a Boolean value,
etc. In fact the compiler will not even allow it!
The Java Calculator class can be used as shown below, note that this code
will not even compile if the developer tries to add two strings together. In this case
we are adding two integers together, so all is fine:
package com.jjh;
As the above program uses valid integer types with the add() method, the output
from the compiled and executed program is:
Starting
9
Done
Python’s Type Hints are more like a half-way house between traditional Python’s
lack of typing information at all and the very strict string static typing approach of
languages such as Java.
A Type Hint is additional type information that can be used with a function
definition to indicate what types parameters should be and what type is returned.
This is illustrated below:
def add(x: int, y: int) -> int:
2.6 Type Hint Layout 11
return x + y
In this case it makes it clear that both x and y should be of type int (integer
types) and the returned result will be an int. However, adding Type Hints as shown
above has no effect on the runtime execution of the program; they are only hints and
are not enforced by Python per se. For example, it is still possible to pass a string
into the add() function as far as Python is concerned.
However, static analysis tools (such as MyPy) can be applied to the code to check
for such misuse. Some editors, such as the widely used PyCharm, already have such
tools integrated into their code checking behaviour.
If you want to use a tool such as mypy instead, or in addition to that available in
your IDE, then you can install it using
pip install mypy
You can now analyse your code by applying MyPy to a Python file, for example:
% mypy main.py
main.py:3: error: Incompatible types in assignment (expression has
type "float", variable has type "int")
main.py:5: error: Incompatible types in assignment (expression has
type "str", variable has type "int")
main.py:24: error: Argument 1 to "add" has incompatible type "str";
expected "int"
main.py:24: error: Argument 2 to "add" has incompatible type "str";
expected "int"
main.py:44: error: Argument 1 to "add" has incompatible type
"Quantity"; expected "int"
main.py:44: error: Argument 2 to "add" has incompatible type
"Quantity"; expected "int"
Found 6 errors in 1 file (checked 1 source file)
The Python Style Guide defined by Python Enhancement Proposal 8 (PEP 8) provides
some guidance for using Type Hints, for example:
• Use normal rules for colons, that is, no space before and one space after a colon:
text: str.
• Use spaces around the = sign when combining an argument annotation with a
default value: align: bool = True.
• Use spaces around the -> arrow: def headline(…) -> str.
12 2 Python Type Hints
Of course our add() function could work with floating point numbers as well as it
works with integers. It would therefore be useful to be able to state this in terms of the
Type Hints. Prior to Python 3.10 this could be done using a Union type, for example
Union[int, float] which while it worked was a little unwieldy. Since Python
3.10 we can use the style syntax bar ‘|’ for example int | float as shown below:
def add(x: int | float, y: int | float) -> int:
return x + y
Python 3.11 introduced the Self type which is defined in PEP 673. This can be used
to indicate that a method returns a reference to itself, for example:
from typing import Self
class Shape:
def __init__(self):
self.scale = 0.0
There are a range of benefits to using Type Hints in Python, for example:
• They help catch some errors within programs. Obviously, the biggest benefit
is that Type Hints can help developers catch certain types of problems in their
code (assuming that some form of type checker is used).
• They provide documentation. Type Hints can also act as a level of document
that editors such as IDEs can pick up and display to other developers.
• They can be work with IDEs. They can help with code generation and IDE
auto-complete functionality.
• They can make developers stop and think. They can help ensure that developers
think about their code and what types should be supported.
• They can improve understanding of libraries. Although Type Hints may offer
little advantage in a single use script, or throw away program, they can be of
significant benefit when a library is being created. Such libraries will be used
2.11 Online Resources 13
by a range of different developers, and some may be released into the wild, for
example via PyPI, the Python Package Index. The use of Type Hints can greatly
enhance others understanding of the APIs provided by these libraries.
2.10 Summary
If you are just starting out with Python, or you are writing scripts that will only be used
once, then Type Hints may not be particularly useful. However, if you are creating
libraries or developing larger more complex applications with teams of developers,
then they can be very useful indeed.
3.1 Introduction
Python classes are very flexible, they allow data and behaviour to be defined when
the class is created, but also dynamically at any point in the lifetime of the class and
its instances. This technique is known as Monkey Patching and can be extremely
useful. However, in other situations, allowing the data or behaviour of a class to
change dynamically after the class has been defined, might be very confusing and
make the system harder to maintain. The issue is that a class’s attributes can be added
at any time, and there is no formal specification of the attributes—that is until we
look at slots. Slots allow us to specify what attributes a class will have and to ensure
that those attributes and only those attributes are used with the class and its instances.
This chapter introduces Python class slots.
}
public void setAge (int newAge) {
age = newAge;
}
public String getName () {
return name;
}
public void birthday () {
int oldAge, newAge;
oldAge = getAge();
System.out.println("Happy birthday " + getName());
System.out.print("You were " + oldAge);
System.out.print(" but now you are ");
this.age = this.age + 1;
System.out.println(age);
}
}
declare that the Java class Person will have two attributes (also known as instance
variables in Java) called name and age. It cannot have any dynamically added
additional attributes, and it is not possible to create on the fly within a method.
The equivalent class definition in Python might look like:
class Person:
def __init__(self, name, age):
self.name = name
self.age = age
def birthday(self):
print(f'Happy birthday {self.name}',
f', you were {self.age}',
end = '')
self.age = self.age + 1
print(f' but now you are {self.age}')
This does essentially the same thing (although in a more concise format). Using
this class we can create instances of the class and print out the details associated with
the object, for example:
p1 = Person('Phoebe', 25)
print(f'p1: {p1.name} {p1.age}')
which produces:
p1: Phoebe 25
3.3 Slots to the Rescue 17
However there is nothing to stop us adding a new attribute address to the class,
for example:
p1.address = '10 High Street'
print(f'p1.address: {p1.address}')
This is not possible in Java as address was not defined within the scope of
the class and thus objects of class Person in Java can never have any additional
attributes such as address.
In Python not only is this legal, it is also sometimes quite useful.
However, how do you know that there is an attribute address on the object in
p1? Only be reading through the code using p1, you cannot see it by looking at the
Python class definition for Person.
Perhaps even more confusingly if we write:
p2 = Person('Gryff', 24)
print(f'p2: {p2.name} {p2.age}')
print(f'p2.address: {p2.address}')
That is we create a new instance of the class Person and try to access the
attributes name, age and address (which apparently all work for the instance in
p1), and we will raise a runtime AttributeError, for example:
p2: Gryff 24
Traceback (most recent call last):
File "/person.py", line 19, in <module>
print(f'p2.address: {p2.address}')
^^^^^^^^^^
AttributeError: 'Person' object has no attribute 'address'
This indicates that the Person object in p2 does not possess an attribute
address yet p1 did! Of course this is because we added the attribute only to
the object in p1 not to the class in general.
This can be very confusing and make maintaining code much more difficult!
There is a special class attribute called __slots__ which can be used to provide a
sequence of strings that define or specify the attributes that the class will hold. It is
a class attribute as it is part of the class not part of an instance of object of the class.
However, it defines the attributes any instance of the class can use.
Thus if an attribute is not included in the slots sequence then it cannot be defined
within the class. This means that to find out what attributes a class defines for its
objects all you have to do is look at the slots attribute and they will be listed there.
18 3 Class Slots
It also means that it is not possible to dynamically monkey patch a class with
additional attributes at runtime.
As an example, see the modified definition for the class Person below:
class Person:
__slots__ = ['name', 'age']
def __repr__(self):
return f'Person({self.name} is {self.age})'
This version of the class Person lists the attributes name and age in the _
_slots__ class attribute. Note that the names of the attributes are defined as
strings—so don’t forget the quotes around each attribute.
Then within the class an initialiser sets up the values for the attributes
self.name, self.age, etc.
We can now create an instance of this class and for example print out the age, the
name and use the __repr__() method to convert the object to a string for printing
purposes:
p1 = Person('Phoebe', 25)
print(p1)
print(f'p1: {p1.name} {p1.age}')
So far so good, but what has this given us over the original version?
If we now try to dynamically add an attribute such as address to this version
of Person, for example:
p1.address = '10 High Street'
We have now fixed the attributes defined within the class to be name and age
and only ever name and age.
3.4 Performance Benefits 19
This is actually true even if we tried to define an additional attribute within the
initialiser method, for example, in the following version of the Person class has
added the self.address attribute within the __init__() method:
class Person:
__slots__ = ['name', 'age']
def __repr__(self):
return f'Person({self.name} is {self.age})
When we try and use this class to create a new instance of the class Person we
again get an AttributeError raised:
Traceback (most recent call last):
File "main.py", line 13, in <module>
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"I think you ought to know that isn't my name."
"Mrs. Connor."
"Yes."
He came down into the room. His glance traveled rapidly to the four
corners, like a wild animal dodging men and dogs. He had one question left,
one chance of escape.
Stevens went slowly out of the door without replying. The woman whom
he loved belonged to another man. It was like the end of the world.
VIII
THE LIFE FORCE
If Mason had been in the jeunesse dorée he must now have gone to
Monte Carlo to buck the tiger or to India to shoot him.
As it was, he smoked all night and turned up at the office half an hour
ahead of time in a voluble, erratic mood, brought about by suppressing so
much excitement within himself. If he had known how to tell his troubles to
a friend over a glass of beer he might have had an easier time of it in his
life. But he wasn't that sort. He took things hard and kept them in.
He decided that the best thing to do with his sentiment for Georgia was
to strangle it. Whenever he caught himself thinking of her, which would
certainly be often at first, he must turn his mind away. He must avoid seeing
her; if they met accidentally he would give no further sign than a curt nod.
He remembered the farmers used to say that there was one thing to do
with Canada thistles—keep them under, never let the sun shine on them.
His love for this other man's wife was like a thistle. He must keep it under,
never let the sun shine on it.
She would not let him treat her in this stiff way any longer, just because
she had had the bad luck to marry a bad man years before. What rubbish
that was. And what self-consciousness on his part. Men had a very guilty
way of looking at things.
They met quite or almost quite by accident in front of the office building
during the noon hour of the following day. He was about to pass without
stopping.
"How do you do, Mr. Stevens?" Her voice was quite distinct.
She did not precisely move toward him, but she did so contrive the pause
that it was up to him, if he weren't to be boorish, to stop for a moment and
speak with her.
She threw a disarming candor into her first question. "Is there any
particular reason," said she, "why we are no longer friends?"
"Friends?"
"Yes. You've been frowning at me for about three weeks and I haven't the
least idea how I've offended you."
"There, you're doing it now," said she with apparent perplexity. "Why?"
"No, I don't."
"Yes you do, too," he answered curtly and roughly. "You do."
"Just as you please." She turned from him, apparently offended by his
tone, slightly nodded and walked slowly away. She was of medium height,
no more than that, and slender. A brute of a man bumped her with his
shoulder as he passed her.
Stevens waited for the brute of a man, dug his elbow into his ribs and
overtook her at the Madison Street corner.
"Why, of course."
"Nowhere, just strolling. Over to the lake front for a breath of air."
"May I walk along?"
"Surely."
On their way back they reflected that they had been without lunch, so
they stopped at a drug store for a malted milk with egg, chocolate flavor,
nutmeg on top.
IX
THE PRETENDERS
Georgia and Mason did not overpass the outward signs and boundaries
of platonism, learning to avoid not merely evil, but the appearance of evil.
When they met in the hundred-eyed office they were casual.
During the autumn they took long walks together every Sunday. There
had been a dry spell that year, lasting with hardly a break from the fore part
of June, which baked the land and sucked out the wells and put the
Northern woods in danger of their lives. The broad corn leaves withered
yellow and the husbandmen of the great valley protested that the ears were
but "lil' nubbins with three inches of nuthin' at the tips, taperin' down to a
point, and where'll we get our seed next spring?"
When the huge downpour came at last and by its miracle saved the crop
which had been given up for lost a fortnight since, Mason cursed the day,
for it fell on the first day of the week and cost him, item, one walk and talk
with Georgia Connor. She stood so near his eyes as to hide from his sight a
billion bushels parching in the valley—though he was country bred.
To her their Sundays together brought not a joy as definite as his, but
rather a sense of contentment, of relief from the precision of the other days
of her week. It pleased her to wander to the big aviary and look at the
condors and cockatoos and wonder about South America where they came
from, then to stroll slowly over to the animals and have a vague difference
of opinion with him about whether a lion could whip a tiger.
She thought so because the lion was the king of beasts, but Mason didn't,
because he'd read of a fight where it had been tried. Once he even grew a
trifle heated because she wouldn't listen to reason and fact and stuck to the
lion because he'd been called the king of beasts, whereas all naturalists
knew the elephant and the gorilla and the rhinoc—— There she interrupted
him with a laugh and called him a boy and too literal.
Every Sunday they had this same dispute until finally they both learned
to laugh about it and made it a joke between them, and she told him he was
doing much better. They walked by the inside lake and wondered if the wild
ducks and geese on the wooded isle liked to have to stay there, and they
took lunch when they got good and ready, perhaps not until two or three or
even four o'clock in the afternoon.
She always went home for supper, but often she came out again
afterwards, and took the car down town to a Sunday Evening Ethical
Society which foregathered in an old-fashioned theatre building.
There was almost always some well-known speaker whose name was
often in the papers, perhaps a professor or a radical Ohio Mayor or a labor
lawyer, to address them on up-to-date topics like Municipal Ownership in
Europe or the Russian Revolution or the Androcentric World, which showed
women had as much right to vote as men, or non-resistance, a kind of
Christianity that wasn't practical. Stevens didn't like that lecture much.
Jane Addams spoke once about the children that lived in her
neighborhood. He thought her talk the best of all; so did Georgia. He said to
her that Jane Addams was as much of a saint as any of those old-timers that
were burnt and pulled to pieces and fed to lions, and a useful kind of a saint
as well, because she helped children instead of just believing in something
or other. Georgia didn't answer his remark at the time, but nearly half an
hour later as she was bidding him good night she had him repeat it to her,
and the next day she told him that what he had said about Miss Addams was
very interesting.
They had organ music at these meetings and a collection, so that he felt
it was the next thing to going to church. But Georgia in arguing out the
matter with herself concluded that there was so little religion in the services
that in attending them she violated the Church's law against worshiping
with heretics hardly more than if she went to a political meeting. She would
never go to a regular Protestant service with Mason, even if he asked her.
She made up her mind firmly on that point. So perhaps it was as well he
didn't ask her.
Her waking memories of Jim were now much fainter and dimmer. She
tried not to think of him at all. She refused to let her mother or Al speak his
name or make allusion to him. At the beginning, just after his departure,
mama had harped on the subject until she thought it would drive her crazy.
Over and over and over again she traversed the same ground—about his
being her husband, and Christian charity, and one more trial, and the
disgrace of it, and that it was the first time such a thing ever happened in the
family.
Finally in self-defense and to save herself from being upset every night
when she was tired and worn out anyway, she told her mother that the next
time she mentioned Jim's name she would leave the room. And she only had
actually to do this three times before poor mama succumbed, as she always
did when she was met firmly. However, she still managed to say a volume
in Jim's favor with her deep sighs and her "Oh, Georgia's," but Georgia
always pretended she didn't know the meaning of such signs and
manifestations. Of course, especially at the beginning, her husband's face
often came unbidden between her and her page, but she gathered up her will
each time to banish it again, and it's surprising what a woman can do if she
only makes up her mind and sticks to it.
But her dreams were the trouble. Jim would enter them. She didn't know
how to keep him out. And he always came, sometimes two or three nights
in succession, to bring her pain.
She usually appointed her Sunday rendezvous for an hour before noon at
Shakespeare's statue in the Park, and sailed off cheerily in her best bib and
tucker to meet Mason, leaving behind her a fine trail of excuses, a complete
new set each week, to explain to mama why she couldn't go to mass. On
this particular morning she said she had a date with a girl-friend from the
office.
With the best intention in the world she was never on time and always
kept him waiting. She was so unalterably punctual for six days a week that
the seventh day it was simply impossible.
Her belief was orthodox, but it did not hold her as vividly as it held the
old folk in the old days. Had she lived nearer to the miracles of the sun
going down in darkness and coming up in light; or thunderstorms and
young oats springing green out of black, with wild mustard interspersed
among them like deeds of sin; of the frost coming out of the ground; and the
leaves dying and the trees sleeping; she would perhaps have lived nearer to
the miracles of bread and wine, of Christ sleeping that the world may wake.
But she lived in a place of obvious cause and effect. When the sun went
down, the footlights came up for you if you had a ticket, and man's miracle
banished God's even though you might be in the flying balcony and the
tenor almost a block away. Thunderstorms meant that it was reckless to
telephone; oats, wheat and corn, something they controlled on the board of
trade; the melting of the snows showed the city hall was weak on the sewer
side—what else could you expect of politicians?—the dying leaves
presaged the end of the Riverview season and young Al's excitement over
the world's series.
Living in the country puts a God in one's thoughts, for man did not make
the country and its changes, yet they are there. Farmers pray for rain or its
cessation according to their needs. To live in the city is to diminish God and
the seeming daily want of Him, for man built his own city of steel and
steam and stone, unhelped, did he not?
God may have made the pansies, but He did not make "the loop." His
majesty is hidden from its people by their self-sufficing skill, and they turn
their faces from Him. West-siders do not pray for universal transfers.
Never had Georgia questioned her faith. Its extent remained as great as
ever. She had consciously yielded no part of her creed. But its living quality
was infected by the daily realism of her life, as spring ice is honeycombed
throughout with tiny fissures before its final sudden disappearance.
His parents receded still further from the traditions of the Pilgrims.
Indeed his father, being a popular horse doctor, kept his mouth shut
altogether on the subject, and his mother seldom went beyond remarking
that there was considerable superstition in the Catholic service and too
much form to suit her.
As for the son himself, he could as soon have quarreled about the rights
and wrongs of the Mexican war as he would about religion. He wasn't
especially interested in either. He thought there was a lot of flim-flam for
women in all religion, especially in Catholicism. But it was an amiable
weakness of the sex, like corsets. So he let Georgia run on, explaining her
faith, without interruption.
Then most wretched luck befell them. Georgia looked up from the tips of
her toes, being vaguely engaged, as she talked, in stepping on each large
pebble in the gravel path and her eyes rested squarely upon her mother.
Mrs. Talbot mottled; Georgia blushed.
All progress was temporarily arrested; then the older woman puffed out
her chest and waddled away with all the dignity at her summons. But she
could not resist the Parthian shot—what Celt can!—and she turned to throw
back over her shoulder, "Who's your girl-friend, Georgia?" Her teeth
clicked and she continued her departure.
Stevens realized that there had been a contretemps of some sort and that
it was his place, as a man of the world, to laugh it off.
"Mama."
"Oh!"
Feeling that candor was now thrust upon her, Georgia proceeded to
explain to Stevens that she had never explained about him to her mother, for
mama couldn't possibly understand, being old-fashioned and prejudiced in
some regards.
"So you've made me fib for you," she finished. "Aren't you ashamed!"
"Is what?"
"Is why you should be so disturbed about your mother's knowing."
"But what about your husband?" He blurted it out suddenly, the word
which had crucified him since his one and only visit to her home; the word
which he had kept dumb between them until now. "What about him?
Doesn't he mind?"
"He left me six months ago. You never supposed I would take a man's
bread and—fool him, did you, Mason?" She called him by his name for the
first time.
"I didn't know," he muttered, "I've been to hell and back thinking of it."
"How did you suppose it would come out?" she asked, fascinated
objectively by the drama of her life.
"And you didn't want trouble, lots of it?" Her irony was not less. "At
least not on my account?"
"I was thinking of what would be best for all of us. I was trying to do the
square thing—the greatest happiness for the greatest number." There was a
pause, unsympathetic. "Wasn't that right?" he ended with no great
confidence.
She was quite unfair in taking this tack with unhappy Stevens, who,
however often he thought of his duty in these twisted premises, would
surely not have done it if she beckoned him away. For she owned the only
two hands in the world which he wanted to hold.
"Yes, that makes it pleasanter all around, doesn't it?" she led him on most
treacherously.
It was a winding gravel path and she was lost behind a curving hedge
before he started in pursuit. She quickened her pace when she heard his step
behind and it was almost a walking race before he overtook her.
"Georgia," he exclaimed, somewhat ruffled by her unreasonableness.
She neither turned her head nor answered.
"Georgia!" he repeated more loudly. Then he took her wrist and forcibly
arrested her.
"Please let me go," she requested with supreme dignity, "you are hurting
me."
"Not until you hear what I have to say. Will you marry me?"
"Marry you?" She dropped her eyes before his frowning ones. The
shoulders which had been thrown so squarely back seemed to yield like her
will and drooped forward into softer lines.
"I am a Catholic."
"But isn't there some way around that?" Your man of business believes
there is some way around everything.
"Not if it has been marriage." A look of misery came over his face. She
perceived it and went steadily on. "I had a child once—that died."
"You see how little you have known me," she said softly. "Poor old
fellow, I'm sorry. Too bad it had to end like this." Her eyes were now
swimming in tears which she did not try to conceal. "Don't you see, dear,
that is why I kept putting off telling you things about my affairs, and why I
had tried to keep it—friendship, because I knew when we came as far as
this we would have to stop."
"It will never stop," he said tensely, "never."
She looked up, and her answer was plain for him to read.
"Georgia, are you a devout Catholic? Does it mean all of life to you here
and hereafter?"
"No, not very devout. Nothing like mother, for instance. I have grown
very careless about some things."
"When it came to such a big thing," she said slowly, "I don't think I'd
dare disobey."
"Why, yes, partly that," she smiled; "it isn't a very jolly prospect, you
know."
"Some nights," he said, "when it's clear I go up on the roof and lie on my
back, and, well, it's a great course in personal modesty. Some of those stars,
those little points of light, are as much bigger than our whole world as an
elephant is bigger than a mosquito, and live as much longer."
"Of course," she answered, "we know that everything is bigger than
people used to think, but still couldn't God have made it all, just the same?"
She frowned in a puzzled way for a few seconds, looking at him with an
odd little wide-eyed stare, then shook her head slowly.
"Yes," said he in answer. "Some day you will take your life in your own
hands and use it. You're not the stuff they make nuns out of. There's too
much vitality in you.
"Twenty-six."
"You don't understand, Mason," she answered, "you can't. You're not a
Catholic. Catholicism is different from all other creeds. It is not just
something you think and argue about, but it has you—you belong to it; it is
as much a part of you as your blood and bones." There was a finality in her
voice, a resignation of self, which bespoke the vast accumulated will of the
Church operating upon and through her.
Stevens knew suddenly that she was not an individualized woman in the
same sense that he was an individualized man, with the private possibility
of doing what he pleased so long as he did not interfere with the private
possibilities of others; he realized that in certain important intimate matters
such as the one which had arisen between them she was without power of
decision, the decision having been made for her many centuries ago; and he
felt the awe which comes to every man when first he is confronted by the
Roman Catholic Church.
"Yes," she answered gently, "that is the only way." And then she smiled
with some little effort, but still she smiled, for she detested gloom on her
day off. "Oh, Mason," said she, "why wasn't grandpa a Swede?"
He noticed, as he had often noticed, that her strong little teeth were white
and regular, that her positive little nose was straight and slender, and the
laughter creases about her eyes reminded him of the time she thought it
such fun to be caught in Ravinia Park in the rain without an umbrella.
So presently he tempered his frown, then put it away altogether, and his
eyes twinkled and he turned the corners of his mouth up instead of down.
"Oh, dear me," he mocked, half in fun and half not, "as the fellow says,
'we can't live with 'em and we can't live without 'em.'"
But she, who had been reading him like a book in plain print, asked,
"Come, tell aunty your idea of a jolly Sunday in the park with your best
girl. To sit her on a bench and make her listen while you mourn for the
universe?"
"But what are we going to do about it?" he asked solemnly, "that's what I
want to know."
"You mean not see each other any more at all?" he asked desperately. "I
absolutely refuse."
"No, silly, of course I don't mean that. We'll go on just as before, friends,
comrades, pals."
"When we love each other—when we've told each other we love each
other?"
"Then let's begin the pretense now, and go up and throw a peanut at the
elephant. Come along." She hooked her arm into his. Her levity of behavior
undoubtedly got past him at times.
"Don't you understand," she said, "what I mean? We can't talk about that
any more."
"Precisely."
"But what if I can't conceal the most important thing in my whole life?
What if I can't smirk and smile about it? What if I am not as good an actor
as you? What if I can't pretend? What then?" He was very, very fierce with
her.
"Then I suppose I'll have to go home." They stood irresolute, facing each
other, neither wishing to carry it too far.
"Not that that would be much fun—— Oh, come, don't be silly—let's go
attack the elephant. What must be, must be, you know."
She paused to allow him time to yield with grieved dignity, then she
headed for the animal house; he trailed in silence about half a step behind
her during the first hundred yards, but finally sighed and surrendered and
then fell into step and pretended during the rest of the afternoon with quite
decent success.
X
MOXEY
Moxey was a Jew boy and a catcher. His last name ended in sky, and he
came from the West-side ghetto. His father and mother came from the pale
in Russia when Moxey's elder brother Steve was in arms and before Moxey
himself appeared.
The Prairie Views had one triumph in the morning, it being Sunday, the
day for two and sometimes three games. They had the use of one of the
diamonds on a public playground from Donovan, the wise cop.
I have seen Donovan keep peace and order among eighteen warring lads
from sixteen to twenty years old by a couple of looks, a smile and a silence.
When there was money on the game, too.
It was the ninth inning, last half, tie score, two out, three on, with two
and three on the batter. In other words, the precise moment when the
fictionist is allowed to step in. Moxey up.
He fouled off a couple, the coachers screeched; the umpire, who was
also stakeholder, dripped a bit freer and hoped Donovan would stick around
for a few seconds longer.
The pitcher took a short wind-up and the ball, which seemed to start for
the platter, reached Moxey in the neighborhood of the heart. He collapsed.
They rallied round the umpire.
"Prove it."
All participated but Moxey, who lay moaning on the ground by the home
plate.
Donovan strolled out to the debate and smiled his magic smile. "Take yer
base," bawled the emboldened ump, and waved the run in. Al got five
dollars for the day's playing and three dollars for the day's betting, and the
Prairie Views walked off, bats conspicuous on shoulders, yelling, "Yah!" at
the enemy.
"Chee," said Moxey to his playmates when they reached the family
entrance, "me for the big irrigation." And it was so.
Moxey shifted his foot, called his little circle around him close and then
inserted his dark, fleshless talon into his baseball shirt. "That gave me an
awful wallop what win the game," he said; "if I hadn't slipped me little pad
in after the eight', it might a' put me away, understand." He took out his
protection against dead balls, an ingenious and inconspicuous felt
arrangement to be worn under the left arm by right-handed batters. And all
present felt again that there had been injustice in the preference of
McClaughrey.
Perhaps Al was his most intimate friend, and Al was the only one who
learned his secret. "Say, Al," he blurted out almost fiercely one evening,
"your folks is Irish, ain't they?"
"Well, mine's Yiddishers, and the most Yiddish Yiddishers y'ever see."
"Yes, sir, he does," Moxey answered defiantly, "and if you don't like it—
why—well, I won't say nuthin' ugly to you, Al—you're only like the rest.
S'long."
Al threw his arm around the other's shoulder. "Forget it, Moxey." Which
was the only oath ever taken in this particular David and Jonathan affair.
They boarded a special train, filled with coarse men bent upon coarse
pleasure. But then, if they had been bent upon refined pleasure they
wouldn't have been coarse or it wouldn't have been pleasure.
The prizefighting question illustrates well the gulf between the social
and the individual conscience and demonstrates that the whole is sometimes
considerably greater than the sum of its parts. Probably eight out of ten men
in this country enjoy seeing two hearty young micks belt each other around
a padded ring with padded gloves. But they hesitate to come out in the open
and proclaim their enjoyment, for fear of writing themselves down brutes,
and the deepest yearning of the American people at the present day is to be
gentlemanly and ladylike.
One of the most illuminating essays of the late and great William James
concerned Chautauqua Lake. He spent a week at that beautiful camp, where
sobriety and industry, intelligence and goodness, orderliness and ideality,
prosperity and cheerfulness pervade the air.
And yet when he left the camp he quotes himself as saying to himself:
"Ouf! What a relief. Now for something primordial to set the balance
straight again. This order is too tame, this culture too second-rate, this
goodness too uninteresting. This human drama without a villain or a pang;
this community so refined that ice cream soda is the utmost offering it can
make to the brute animal in man; this city simmering in the tepid lakeside
sun; this atrocious harmlessness of all things—I cannot abide with them."
But whether he could or not, the rest of us have to, and the country
moves Chautauqua-ward with decorous haste. From anti-canteen and anti-
racing to anti-fights and anti-tights, the aunties seem to have it, the aunties
have it, and the bill is passed.
Al viewed this national tendency with mixed feelings; with joy when he
tasted forbidden fruit and sneaked off across the state line with Moxey in a
special train full of bartenders and policemen off duty and gay brokers and
butchers to see more than the law allowed; with sorrow when he considered
the future of his country, as a gray, flat and feminine plain.
The preliminaries had been fought off; there was the customary nervous
pause before the wind-up. Young men with official caps forced their ways
between the packed crowds with "peanuts, ham sandwiches and cold
bottled beer." The announcer, a tall young man in shirt sleeves, who looked
as if he might be a fairly useful citizen himself in case of a difference, made
the customary appeal.
Handclappings and whistlings. But the announcer, being gifted with the
dramatic instinct, knew how to work up his climaxes, which, so far as he
personally was concerned, would culminate with the tap of the gong for the
first round. It was his affair to have the house seething with excitement
when that gong tapped.
The crowd made evident its vehement gratitude for Ed's share in
Johnny's creation.
"Chee," whispered Moxey to Al, as they sat close and rapt, with shining
eyes, on the dollar seats high up and far away, "they'd tear up the chairs for
Johnny's mother if they'd perduce her."
But now something was happening by the east entrance. The cheering
suddenly ceased, A low anxious buzzing whisper ran over the entire
assemblage. Men stood up to look eastward regardless of monitions from
behind to sit down. Something was cutting through the crowd from the east
entrance to the ring. It was Kid O'Mara in his cotton bathrobe preceded by a
gigantic mulatto and followed by two smaller Caucasians.
Moxey's bony fingers dug suddenly into Al's biceps. "Kid, you gotta do
it, Kid, you gotta," he whispered. "O, fer God's sake, Kid."
"Am I with him?" answered Moxey with a sob in his voice; "am I with
him—he's me cousin."
"Lipkowsky's his right name—same as mine. Look at his beak and see."
When the two boys stripped, Johnny showed short and stocky, the Kid
lank and lithe. Johnny depended on his punch, the Kid on his reach.
They fought ten rounds and it was called a draw, probably a just decision
inasmuch as the adherents of each contestant proclaimed that the referee
had been corrupted against their man.
Besides, a draw meant another fight between them with plenty of money
in the house.
He sighed, "And now I s'pose your cousin'll go out and kill it to-night!"
"Not him," Moxey reassured; "he never touches it in any form or shape,
understand."
"He's training all the time?" continued Al, bent on deciphering the secret
ways of greatness.
"Oh," then Al relapsed into silence to wrestle with the angel of training
all the time.
Like most young fellows, Al regarded his body as the source of all the
happiness that amounted to anything. The brain was merely its adjunct, its
money maker and guide. Its operations might lead to life, but they were not
life like the body's.
It flashed upon him in the train bound home from the fight that he might
achieve joy in either of two ways, by going in for sports or "sporting," by
perfecting the animal in him or by abusing it, by getting into as good shape
as Kid O'Mara or into as bad shape as the pale waster crumpled in the seat
across the aisle.
So began a struggle in him, not yet ended, between the Ormuzd and
Ahriman of physical condition. His high achievement thus far has been
sixth place in a river Marathon swimming race, his completest failure
thirty-six successive drunken hours in the restricted district.
XI
FUSION
Georgia was more afraid of his developing into a regular rough and
tough, so they had a very intense time of it in the flat while the question was
under discussion.
Mother Talbot sided with neither of them. She wanted Al to continue his
instructions, but in the institutions under the direction of the Church. She
couldn't reconcile herself to Al's getting his learning in a place where the
very name of God was banned, as it was in the public schools.
Indeed in her opinion, and you couldn't change it, no, not if you argued
from now until the clap of doom, the main trouble with everything nowdays
was impiety and weakening of faith, brought about how? Why, by these
public schools, these atheist factories that were ashamed of the Saviour.
For her part, she couldn't see her son going to one of them with any
peace of mind, and she wanted them both to remember, that he would go
against her consent and in spite of her prayers. What's more, if he was
undutiful in this matter he'd probably find himself sitting between a Jew and
a nigger, which she must say would serve him right.
Did Georgia think, she inquired on another occasion, that the priests
weren't up to teaching Al, or what? To be sure, learning was a fine thing for
a boy starting out in the world and she approved of it as much as any one,
but who ever heard of an ordinary priest who hadn't more wisdom in his
little finger than a public school teacher had in her whole silly head!
But Georgia could not be convinced. She said she had been to a convent
and if she had it to do over again she would go to public high school—just
as Al, who not only was a considerate and loving brother, but also could see
clearly how sorry he would be in after life if he didn't, was about to decide
to do.
She finally had her way and Al picked up his burden—and found it not
so difficult to carry after all. For he joined the Alpha Beta Gammas and rose
rapidly in that order, becoming its most expert and weariless initiator, a very
terror to novitiates. But precisely at the moment when the Alpha Bets
reached the zenith of their glory, the skies fell upon them—the edict coming
from above that all fraternities must go.
Al went too. The place was indubitably fit for nothing but girls now. And
whatever Georgia might say, this time he was going to stick, for in the last
analysis she was a female and her words subject to discount.
He stuck, discounting the female; and she was distressed like a mother
robin in the tree, whose youngling, that has just fluttered down, persists in
hopping out of the long grass upon the shaven lawn, when, as all robinhood
knew, there were cats in the kitchen around the corner of the house.
It is the impulse of youth to travel far in search of marvels, a vestige, so
it is said, of the nomadic stage of human development, when the race itself
was young. It was as member of a demonstration crew for a vacuum
cleaning machine that Al enjoyed his wanderjahre. He went among strange
people and heard the babbling of many tongues without passing out of
Chicago.
He came upon a household where one life was coming as another was
going, and a little girl of twelve who could no longer contain the excitement
of the day beneath her small bosom followed him into the entry way as he
hastily backed out, and whispered between gasps to catch her breath her
version of family history in the making.
He learned early the value of the smooth tongue, the timely bluff and the
signed contract; and grew rapidly from boy to man in the forcing-bed of the
city.
"Why?"